The scene: a quiet Pacific Northwest town. A rusty red truck rolls into view. It parks in front of the hardware store. The driver's door opens, and out step two rugged boots. The camera pans up the thick legs and bulging crotch of a square-jawed and stubbly Australian man: THE VOLCANO FUCKER.
As he scans the town with his piercing blue eyes, a fetching young woman, blond, with big breasts, comes up to him and gazes at him lustfully.
LUSTFUL MAYOR
(holding her boobs)
I'm the mayor. Who are you, stranger?
(holding her boobs)
I'm the mayor. Who are you, stranger?
VOLCANO FUCKER
(with a sexy Australian accent)
I'm a guy that plays by his own rules.
I hear you have a volcano that's
givin' you trouble.
He gazes handsomely at the smoking peak that towers over the little village. Wow, it's big.(with a sexy Australian accent)
I'm a guy that plays by his own rules.
I hear you have a volcano that's
givin' you trouble.
VOLCANO FUCKER
Wow, that's a big sheila.
(because he's Australian,
remember? That's slang
they use down there)
MAYOR
Are you going to stop it?
Wow, that's a big sheila.
(because he's Australian,
remember? That's slang
they use down there)
MAYOR
Are you going to stop it?
The VOLCANO FUCKER adjusts his bulging crotch, causing the MAYOR to silently orgasm [use special effects to show this].
VOLCANO FUCKER
No ma'am...I mean to fuck that volcano.
No ma'am...I mean to fuck that volcano.
Big dramatic music swells, and the camera swoops into his crotch-bulge for a fade-out.
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