me: Does the elf need food badly?
Run around until you find a plate of food on the ground and gobble it down in between shooting ghosts.
That's my advice.
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I have had many adventures, I have slayed many men, and I wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. If Ennio Morricone had a miracle baby with the ghost of Basil Poledouris, that baby would be the soundtrack to my life.
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The Pop Ogre by me.
(K)evin + J(ill) = KILL by me and Jillzey.
Jillzey: International Sensation by Jillzey.
Feminine Duplicity and Trenchant Wit by Beth.
Your blog? PERHAPS.
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ReplyDeleteThat's my advice and I always listen to my own advice.