Tuesday, August 18, 2009

I Don't Trust...

...gray-haired men with black eyebrows. How can I believe anything they have to say when they can't even get all of their hair on the same page?

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...people who laugh too easily. Seriously, ladies, that greeting card is not that hilarious. How do you react when something is genuinely funny? Can you even tell the difference anymore?

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...ghosts. Motherfuckers be stealing all my shit.

1 comment:

  1. Sometimes girls laugh too much when they are nervous. Say, talking to weird men named Kevin, for example.

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