Showing posts with label the boy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the boy. Show all posts

Sunday, January 24, 2010

TEXT CHAT: Eagle

As Jill's son safely returned home from a long walk.

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JILL: The eagle has landed.

ME: Nanda went to the moon?

Friday, July 31, 2009

Conversations with a 13-Year Old: "Towels"

Nanda comes into the front room, holding the dirty towel he used to clean the bathroom. He points at the basket of towels that I am folding.

NANDA: Are those clean?

ME (looking at the towel I am currently folding): What do you think?

NANDA: Well, I don't know, I was just asking...

ME: Try this out next time you have a question: actually observe your surroundings and try to answer it yourself, and maybe you don't get so many pissy, sarcastic comebacks.

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Maybe I'm an asshole, but seriously, kid?